Zen Thursday!

Good Morning! I'm at work right now... SHAME! I probable shouldn't be blogging at work but...eh...

So, I follow the blog Goddess Guidebook

http://www.goddessguidebook.com/

Go! Now! I'll wait!

You back now? Great!

Today is Zen Thrusday. What does that mean? Well, every week there's a task that will bring a little more peace to your life. Today...it's unsubscribe from 5 RSS feeds or 2 newsletters. I know, I know. We all gasped in horror on that one. But, the more you think about it...the more you realize...you don't need all that. I for one, know that I get stressed out when I'm behind on all the crap I have to read. So it get's pushed aside to do "later". Guess what never comes?

So, in honor of my (and our collective) inner goddess I now pronounce Zen Thursday a success!

Hypnotism

So over the last week or so I've been listening to a CD for weight loss through hypnotism. I've noticed that I've been eating less and that's good, but I still eat! And sometimes it's junk. So, I didn't really pay much attention. When I weighed myself this morning I was down three pounds! It's not a ton, but considering the fact that I haven't done anything... I'll take it!

Oh how I love love

Oh how I love love love my wife. I came home last night to a clean house, homemade macaroni and cheese, and cake! She's gorgeous & awesome!

Exactly how white trash are you if you still have Halloween decorations up?

Hey! Did you know I can blog by phone? Hells yeah!

So what's it all about?

I've thought a long time about starting a blog. I haven't before because I'm not 1. Angsty enough to depress readers 2. a mommy that'll spend times talking about pee, vomit, and unnecessary licking or 3. A comedy writer

Yet, here I am. Starting one nonetheless. Do I know why? Uh...no. I just know that I gots things to say!...uh...probably.

I guess I'll start with a small bio. At least you'll know where these lunatic ramblings are coming from.

I'm a 29 year old woman that lives in Seattle. I have a wife. (Yes, I'm a girl with a wife, figure it out). Technically "the man" won't say I have a wife. I have a domestic partner. But "the man" can suck it. PS "the man" must always be in quotes, but never capitalized!

I have a cat, a dog, a ticking biological clock and no sperm in sight.

I'm going to college...sometimes. I don't know what I want to be when I grow up, and I'm often going back and forth between ideas.

I work in an office and it's sucking the fun out of me. (Which sounds a lot more fun than it is.)

I'm currently looking for my right religion. I've been dabbling in Wicca and witchcraft and so far it's a positive experience. We shall see how long it lasts.

So, I guess if anyone is reading this you'll be with me as I figure out what I'm doing and when.

May god have mercy on your soul!